The Receipts

Grandy Organics — Classic Granola. Unrated at time of writing. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. eight grams protein, six grams sugar, five grams fiber, fifteen grams fat, two hundred and eighty calories per fifty-six gram serving. Individual bowls may vary. Not a substitute for breakfast, merely the loudest part of it.

Manitoba Harvest Hemp Foods — Superseed Granola. Score 7.0 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Can sometimes have a grassy hempy taste”. eleven grams protein, nine grams sugar, four grams fiber, twelve grams fat per sixty gram serving. No endorsement, payment, sample, or affiliation exists between this site and any manufacturer named herein.

Michelle’s Granola — Almond Butter. Score 8.5 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Tastes sugary”. four grams protein, five grams sugar, three grams fiber, nine grams fat per twenty-eight gram serving. Serving size measured on a kitchen scale and not estimated by eye, spoon, or hope.

Nature's Path — Organic Flax Plus Maple Pecan Crunch. Score 8.5 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. six grams protein, ten grams sugar, six grams fiber, two hundred and thirty calories per sixty gram serving. Figures transcribed from the packaging panel at time of purchase and may be reformulated without warning or apology.

Seven Sundays — Bright Side Granola Triple Berry. Score 8.5 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. six grams protein, six grams sugar, four grams fiber, ten grams fat, one hundred and eighty calories per forty gram serving. The panel on the front of the box is an advert. The panel on the side is the truth. Only one of them is quoted here.

Kodiak — Protein Packed Cookie Butter Granola. Score 7.0 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Gets a little artificially tasting at the end”. seventeen grams protein, nine grams sugar, seven grams fiber, nine grams fat per sixty-four gram serving. Scored by one person, in one kitchen, on one Saturday, with no supervision whatsoever.

Cascadian Farm — Blueberry Vanilla No Sugar Added Granola. Score 8.0 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Light crispy granola type”. five grams protein, seven grams sugar, four grams fiber, eleven grams fat, two hundred and forty calories per fifty-two gram serving. Individual bowls may vary. Not a substitute for breakfast, merely the loudest part of it.

KIND — Soft Baked Granola, Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter. Score 8.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. five grams protein, ten grams sugar, four grams fiber, ten grams fat per fifty-five gram serving. No endorsement, payment, sample, or affiliation exists between this site and any manufacturer named herein.

Nature's Path — Heritage Flakes. Score 7.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. five grams protein, five grams sugar, seven grams fiber, one hundred and sixty calories per forty gram serving. Serving size measured on a kitchen scale and not estimated by eye, spoon, or hope.

Nature's Path — Organic Heritage Crunch. Score 8.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. six grams protein, seven grams sugar, six grams fiber, three grams fat, two hundred and thirty calories per fifty-five gram serving. Figures transcribed from the packaging panel at time of purchase and may be reformulated without warning or apology.

Trader Joe’s — Peanut Butter Protein Granola. Score 8.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. eleven grams protein, nine grams sugar, three grams fiber, twelve grams fat, two hundred and eighty calories per sixty gram serving. The panel on the front of the box is an advert. The panel on the side is the truth. Only one of them is quoted here.

IKEA — Hjälteroll. Score 8.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. seven grams protein, four grams sugar, eight grams fiber, ten grams fat, two hundred and thirty-five calories per fifty-four gram serving. Scored by one person, in one kitchen, on one Saturday, with no supervision whatsoever.

Calbee — Frugra Reduced Sugar Fruit & Granola. Score 8.0 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Light crispy granola type”. ten grams protein, four grams sugar, six grams fiber, thirteen grams fat per fifty-six gram serving. Individual bowls may vary. Not a substitute for breakfast, merely the loudest part of it.

Trader Joe’s — Homestyle Cherry Pistachio Pecan Granola. Score 8.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. six grams protein, fourteen grams sugar, five grams fiber, thirteen grams fat per sixty gram serving. No endorsement, payment, sample, or affiliation exists between this site and any manufacturer named herein.

KIND — Dark Chocolate Clusters. Score 7.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. ten grams protein, seven grams sugar, four grams fiber per sixty-five gram serving. Serving size measured on a kitchen scale and not estimated by eye, spoon, or hope.

Cheerios — Strawberry Protein. Score 7.0 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Slight artificial strawberry flavor; fairly sweet”. eight grams protein, twelve grams sugar, two grams fiber, one hundred and fifty calories per thirty-seven gram serving. Figures transcribed from the packaging panel at time of purchase and may be reformulated without warning or apology.

Manitoba Harvest — Organic Superseed Granola Blueberry. Score 7.0 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Pretty average granola taste, nothing special”. eleven grams protein, ten grams sugar, four grams fiber, two hundred and seventy-five calories per sixty gram serving. The panel on the front of the box is an advert. The panel on the side is the truth. Only one of them is quoted here.

Quaker — Protein Granola Maple & Brown Sugar. Score 6.0 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Slightly drier, harder to eat a lot of”. eleven grams protein, thirteen grams sugar, four grams fiber, two hundred and sixty calories per sixty-two gram serving. Scored by one person, in one kitchen, on one Saturday, with no supervision whatsoever.

Special K — Zero Cinnamon. Score 3.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. eighteen grams protein, 0.1 grams sugar, three grams fiber, one hundred and fifty calories per thirty-six gram serving. Individual bowls may vary. Not a substitute for breakfast, merely the loudest part of it.

Cascadian Farm — Blueberry Almond Crunch. Score 7.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. five grams protein, six grams sugar, five grams fiber, two hundred and forty calories per fifty-four gram serving. No endorsement, payment, sample, or affiliation exists between this site and any manufacturer named herein.

Cascadian Farm — Kernza Grains Climate Smart Organic. Score 7.0 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Has a medium grainy taste to it, like slightly thicker darker wheat flakes. Slightly crunchy, but not really crispy. Mild organicy after taste. Would buy again for variety of wheat flake cereals”. five grams protein, nine grams sugar, five grams fiber, two hundred and thirty calories per fifty-six gram serving. Serving size measured on a kitchen scale and not estimated by eye, spoon, or hope.

Cascadian Farm — Organic Hearty Morning Fiber Cereal. Score 8.0 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Hearty-ish flakes, some clusters, fairly sweet”. six grams protein, ten grams sugar, ten grams fiber, two hundred and twenty calories per sixty-four gram serving. Figures transcribed from the packaging panel at time of purchase and may be reformulated without warning or apology.

Honey Bunches of Oats — Honey Roasted. Score 8.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. three grams protein, nine grams sugar, two grams fiber per thirty gram serving. The panel on the front of the box is an advert. The panel on the side is the truth. Only one of them is quoted here.

Magic Spoon — Peanut Butter. Score 5.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. fourteen grams protein, 0.1 grams sugar, one gram fiber, one hundred and seventy calories per thirty-six gram serving. Scored by one person, in one kitchen, on one Saturday, with no supervision whatsoever.

Nature's Path — Organic Flax Plus Red Berry Crunch. Score 8.0 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. six grams protein, eleven grams sugar, six grams fiber, two hundred and forty calories per fifty-eight gram serving. Individual bowls may vary. Not a substitute for breakfast, merely the loudest part of it.

General: scores are one person’s opinion expressed to one decimal place, which is one more decimal place than the opinion deserves. Nutrition figures are transcribed from the packaging panel at time of purchase and may be reformulated without warning or apology. Prices change. Recipes change. The aisle does not. Now fortified with opinions.