Grandy Organics — Classic Granola. Unrated at time of writing. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. eight grams protein, six grams sugar, five grams fiber, fifteen grams fat, two hundred and eighty calories per fifty-six gram serving. Individual bowls may vary. Not a substitute for breakfast, merely the loudest part of it.

Manitoba Harvest Hemp Foods — Superseed Granola. Score 7.0 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Can sometimes have a grassy hempy taste”. eleven grams protein, nine grams sugar, four grams fiber, twelve grams fat per sixty gram serving. No endorsement, payment, sample, or affiliation exists between this site and any manufacturer named herein.

Michelle’s Granola — Almond Butter. Score 8.5 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Tastes sugary”. four grams protein, five grams sugar, three grams fiber, nine grams fat per twenty-eight gram serving. Serving size measured on a kitchen scale and not estimated by eye, spoon, or hope.

Nature's Path — Organic Flax Plus Maple Pecan Crunch. Score 8.5 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. six grams protein, ten grams sugar, six grams fiber, two hundred and thirty calories per sixty gram serving. Figures transcribed from the packaging panel at time of purchase and may be reformulated without warning or apology.

Seven Sundays — Bright Side Granola Triple Berry. Score 8.5 / 10. No tasting note was recorded for this box. The field is empty. Nothing has been invented to fill it. six grams protein, six grams sugar, four grams fiber, ten grams fat, one hundred and eighty calories per forty gram serving. The panel on the front of the box is an advert. The panel on the side is the truth. Only one of them is quoted here.

Kodiak — Protein Packed Cookie Butter Granola. Score 7.0 / 10. Verbatim finding of the tasting panel, which consisted of one (1) person: “Gets a little artificially tasting at the end”. seventeen grams protein, nine grams sugar, seven grams fiber, nine grams fat per sixty-four gram serving. Scored by one person, in one kitchen, on one Saturday, with no supervision whatsoever.

General: scores are one person’s opinion expressed to one decimal place, which is one more decimal place than the opinion deserves. Nutrition figures are transcribed from the packaging panel at time of purchase and may be reformulated without warning or apology. Prices change. Recipes change. The aisle does not. Now fortified with opinions.