SATURDAY BORING CEREAL OPEN 24/7 · AISLE 4 ONLY · NO SAMPLES
SATURDAY

BORING
CEREAL

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NOW FORTIFIED WITH OPINIONS

Nutrition Facts

Cereals ranked25
Taste scale0–10
Mascots0g
Honesty110%
SHELVED FRESH EVERY SATURDAY

THE ONLY AISLE
WHERE BORING
IS A BRAG

One man walks the healthy-cereal aisle so you don't have to. Every box tasted, weighed, and priced in cold, hard macros.

WALK THE AISLE →
AISLE 1 Everything AISLE 2 Flakes AISLE 3 Clusters AISLE 4 Granola AISLE 5 Puffs AISLE 6 High-Protein AISLE 7 Low-Sugar

— TOP SHELF · RANKED LEFT TO RIGHT —

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Michelle’s Granola
Almond Butter
Nature's Path Organic Flax Plus Maple Pecan Crunch
Seven Sundays Bright Side Granola Triple Berry
8.5/10
PRO 4g · SUG 5g · 28g
8.5/10
PRO 6g · SUG 10g · 60g
8.5/10
PRO 6g · SUG 6g · 40g
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Calbee
Frugra Reduced Sugar Fruit & Granola
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Cascadian Farm
Blueberry Vanilla No Sugar Added Granola
Cascadian Farm Organic Hearty Morning Fiber Cereal
8.0/10
PRO 10g · SUG 4g · 56g
8.0/10
PRO 5g · SUG 7g · 52g
8.0/10
PRO 6g · SUG 10g · 64g

— BROWSE THE AISLES —

Granola11 Organic10 High-Protein9 Flakes8 Low-Sugar6 Clusters4 High-Fiber2 O's2 No Added Sugar1 Grain-Free1 Keto1 Gluten-Free1

SATURDAY BORING CEREAL

LANE 1 · CASHIER: BRIAN
*** RECENT REVIEWS ***
Grandy Organics Classic Granola —
— no tasting note on file —
Manitoba Harvest Hemp Foods Superseed Granola 7.0
Can sometimes have a grassy hempy taste
Michelle’s Granola Almond Butter 8.5
Tastes sugary
TOTAL REGRET0.00
MASCOTS PURCHASED0
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